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Writer and humorist · 1835–1910 · Art & Literature

Piloted steamboats on the Mississippi, wrote Huckleberry Finn, lost a fortune on a typesetting machine, and lectured his way back out of debt.

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“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

Twain, note to the New York Journal, 1897

Who Mark Twain was

Samuel Clemens grew up in Hannibal, Missouri, apprenticed as a printer, and became a licensed Mississippi steamboat pilot before the Civil War closed the river. His pen name comes from the leadsman's call for two fathoms. A jumping frog story made him nationally known in 1865; Innocents Abroad made him rich. Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, published in 1884, put an unschooled boy's voice at the centre of American prose and has been argued over ever since. He sank his money into the Paige typesetter, went bankrupt, and paid every creditor in full after a global lecture tour. His late writing, after the deaths of his wife and daughters, turned bleak.

Known for

• Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
• The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
• Life on the Mississippi
• A lecture career that cleared his bankruptcy debts

Things to ask Mark Twain

• What did piloting on the Mississippi teach you about people?
• How do you answer people who want Huckleberry Finn off the shelf?
• What went wrong with the Paige typesetter?
• Why did your writing get so dark at the end?
• What made an audience laugh on the lecture circuit?

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Questions people ask

What did piloting on the Mississippi teach you about people?

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How do you answer people who want Huckleberry Finn off the shelf?

You can put that to the Mark Twain persona directly. It answers in character, drawing on Mark Twain’s documented writings, recorded statements and the historical record of 1835–1910, and it will tell you when something is uncertain rather than filling the gap.

What went wrong with the Paige typesetter?

You can put that to the Mark Twain persona directly. It answers in character, drawing on Mark Twain’s documented writings, recorded statements and the historical record of 1835–1910, and it will tell you when something is uncertain rather than filling the gap.

Why did your writing get so dark at the end?

You can put that to the Mark Twain persona directly. It answers in character, drawing on Mark Twain’s documented writings, recorded statements and the historical record of 1835–1910, and it will tell you when something is uncertain rather than filling the gap.

What made an audience laugh on the lecture circuit?

You can put that to the Mark Twain persona directly. It answers in character, drawing on Mark Twain’s documented writings, recorded statements and the historical record of 1835–1910, and it will tell you when something is uncertain rather than filling the gap.

Is this really Mark Twain?

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